The seaside has a restaurant named "youpeng" snacks. But every time the children pass the hotel they are afraid of it. Do you know why? Because it is to be read as "eat children read" in turn .

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　　It's Not My Fault
"Aren't you ashamed of youself.Victor?You'er the worst pupil in your class."
"What't that got to do with me?Is it my fault that the worsr one was yesterday transferred to another school?"

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　　我很害怕才发这个的。. 各位 对不起 千万别进来 ~~ 我是一个上海女人，买了认沽权证600106 ，赔得惨不忍睹。

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　　我很害怕才发这个的。. 各位 对不起 千万别进来 ~~ 我是一个上海女人，买了认沽权证600106 ，赔得惨不忍睹。几天前，我下夜班回家被一辆大卡车撞死了。司机把我的尸体抛到路径边的小河里。然后逃走了，如果你看到这条消息后，请将她发给四个论坛，如果没有发，你的会在一个月后被车撞死，你的会得绝症，如果你照这上面做了，在五天后，你喜欢的人也会喜欢你，给位不好意思，不知道是谁先发的, MLP太趄了 好J8鹰 没的办法 为了自己 只有发

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　　A mother and her young son get into a bus. The bus conductor(售票员) comes to them for their money.The mother says,”I want a ticket(票) to Shanghai”,and gives her 5 yuan.The conductor looks at the boy,and says to him：”How old are you,young man?”The mother begins to say,but the conductor stops her and the boy says,”I’m 4 at home,and 2 in buses.”The mother has to give 2.5yuan to the conductor. 一位母亲和他的儿子上了一辆公交车，售票员来到他们身边让他们买票。母亲说：“我想要一张去上海的票。”然后给了售票员5元钱。售票员看了看那个男孩，对他说：“年轻人，你多大了？”那位母亲刚想开口就被售票员打断了，然后那个男孩说：“我在家是4岁，在车上是2岁。”那位母亲只好又付了2.5元给售票员。是个小笑话，应该只有Conductor一个字你不认识，发音没办法表示出来，可以查一下字典~希望帮得上你的忙^_^