中国幽默故事 tall hat

英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
　　"Where is the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one-use your hat
大头娃娃

　　一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”

　　“购物袋在哪儿？”

　　“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

　　"i haven't got one-use your hat 大头娃娃一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道，别哭了。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，说我脑袋大。” “购物袋在哪儿?&quot英语幽默小故事 a boy with a big head "where is the shopping bag;don'，去商店买十斤土豆来;t listen to them," his mother said：“他们都取笑我, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes." &quot？” “没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧

　　A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!