A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon.
有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿。
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages.
当他的学生问他是怎么回事时,他回答说他到梦境中去见古代的圣人了。
One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, "We went to meet the sages in dreamland."
有一天,天气很热,有几个学生在教室里睡着了。当这位老师斥责他们的时候,他们说:“我们去梦里见圣人了。”
"What did they say?" demanded the teacher.
“他们说什么了?”老师问到。
"We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person."
“我们问他们是不是每天下午都有一个老师去他们那儿,但是他们说没见过这个人。”
one day jane came up to mike with one of her arms broken.
mike asked her: "what's the matter with you, jane? what has happened to you?"
"oh... while i was walking on the street, i felt that there was sand in my shoe, so i took of my shoe and shook the sand out, supporting a telegraph pole with my hand... at this moment, a mad man came and gave me a big hit with a thick rod!" jane answered.
"why did he do it?"
"because he thought that i have got a eletric shock!"
一天,简的一边胳膊受伤了,她找到了麦克
麦克问她,"简你怎么了,发生了什么事"
"喔..当我在街上走路,我觉得有沙子掉进鞋子里,所以我用头靠着电线杆,脱掉鞋子,抖出沙子,就在那时,一个疯子出现了用粗棒子狠狠地打我"简回答道
"他为什么这么做"
"因为他以为我被电击了"
A: What that in English?
B: It is a key.
A: Spell that,please.
B: T H A T .
He is a high school student detective, tracking the underground by black men attacked, forced to take the Sanlu milk powder into a primary school, in the school when the spring outing, into a waterfall, to be selected for children, reaching law meaning Island Road, on the island to take a small fire dragon, Jeni, Picacho, turtle, then embarked on a great route, vowed to become one piece ... On the way to the green grassland, settled there, eventually becoming the sheep of the village ...
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