黑色幽默的英文小故事

A person from Scotland to London, would like to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then to my father sent a telegram: "you know Tom's address? So, on the same day, he received an urgent call back: "know." There are three resorts in New York. They have a high-rise hotelbooked a suite of forty-fifth layer. One night, the building elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall. They discuss, decided to walk back to the room, and agreed to make jokes, singing and telling stories, the floor to reduce fatigue. Jokes, sing songs, very not easy to climb to the thirty-fourth floor, we all feel be dead beat. "Well, Peter,you tell a humorous story, Peter said:" the story is not long, but extremely sad: I left the room key in the hall."
中文对照：
一个苏格兰人去伦敦，想顺便探望一位老朋友，但却忘了他的住址，于是给家父发了一份电报：“您知道托马的住址吗？速告
当天，他就收到一份加急回电：“知道。”

有三个人到纽约度假。他们在一座高层宾馆的第45层订了一个套房。
一天晚上，大楼电梯出现故障，服务员安排他们在大厅过夜。
他们商量后，决定徒步走回房间，并约定轮流说笑话、唱歌和讲故事，以减轻登楼的劳累。
笑话讲了，歌也唱了，好不容易爬到第34层，大家都感觉精疲力竭。
“好吧，彼德，你来讲个幽默故事
彼德说：“故事不长，却令人伤心至极：我把房间的钥匙忘在大厅了。”