关于马克吐温的幽默故事英文版

1－－Mark Twain in a reception response to a reporter's question, said : "The United States Congress is some dog * - dependence. "He will press the case made public. Washington must Members Mark Twain published in a newspaper revelation, apologized. Mark Twain wrote such an announcement before : I speak on the banquet, said that some members of Congress are raising dogs mother, I thought think that statement is inappropriate, but not the facts. Thedeen reported statement, I say as follows : The United States Congress is not some mother custody of the dog.
2－－Mark Twain once with a wife sitting, he said to her : "Do you really beautiful," Mrs. arrogant answer : "Unfortunately, I can not equally praising you. "Mark Twain do not mind at all and said laughingly :" Lady, If, like me telling lies there. "

one occasion when mark twain arrived in london from new york，the star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．but there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the ascot cup being stolen．theplacard thus ran： 




mark twain 




arrives． 




ascot cup 




stolen． 




mark twain，we believe，never heard the last of it． 




53．马克·吐温 




有一次，马克·吐温从纽约起程抵达伦敦访问，《星报》认为这个消息值得登在它的晚招贴上。但是，还有一条消息 也要登上：关于爱斯科杯被盗的消息。招贴是这样写的： 




马克·吐温 




光临 




爱斯科杯 




被盗 




我们相信，马克·吐温从来也没听说过这件事。 

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