英语故事五年级幽默

in the sunday,mr cat going to a big trip .but today is a rainy day .mr dog says :"oh,is to clod ,i don't like .i' not going." cat says :"we a cat and dog ,we a freind .you need going ."

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　　5 min cooked a steak and a steak cooked 8 why not say hello because they are unfamiliar!一个5分熟的牛排和一个8分熟的牛排为什么不打招呼，因为他们.......不熟！