每天读点英语幽默故事

李阳时代背的：
An Awkward Situation
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes" was the answer. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said. "Of course her voice isn't bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song. "
&quo供掸垛赶艹非讹石番将t;I did." was the answer.

可能短了点，不过如果声情并茂，做点动作，大概够吧。。。

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