初二英文短文幽默故事

In class , the teacher ,with his back against the stove ,said to the students ,"Before you sperk ,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."
No sonner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.
At last all the students shouter together,"1...98,99,100.Teacher,your clothes are on fire."
课堂上，老师背靠火炉站着，对学生说：“说话前要三思，起码要数到50，重要的事情要数到100”
老师的话音刚落，学生理科从1开始数了起来，最后一起喊“98,99,100！老师，您的衣服着火啦”