1. Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
2. Wife talking to her husband(who reads new偿伐稗和织古半汰报咯spaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husnband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说: 我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心.
丈夫:我想也是, 那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆.

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　　Little Tom is playing in front of a house. A salesman asks him, “偿伐稗和织古半汰报咯 Hello, boy! Is your mother at home?” “Yes!” Tom answers. Then the salesman rings the doorbell. No one answers. The man asks Tom, “Nobody is in?” “Right!” Tom answers, “But this is not my house.”

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　　Xiaoming English class with the teacher, said:

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　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
2. Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husnband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说: 我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心.
丈夫:我想也是, 那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆

小明对老外说“I am sorry”
老外“I am sorry too.”
小明“I am sorry three