《小蝌蚪找妈妈》
燕子：Hello, everybody. It’s a nice day! Come here. Let’s dance.
Everybody: Ok, Ok! I’m coming!
mommy: Baby, baby, let’s go home.
小蝌蚪：Everybody has a Mommy. Where is our mommy? Let’s look for our mommy.
（小鸭子出场）
小蝌蚪：Good morning! Are you my mommy?
鸭子：No, no, no, I am not your mommy. I am a duck. Your mommy has two big eyes and a big mouth.
小蝌蚪：Thank you.
鸭子：You’re welcome. Goodbye!
小蝌蚪：Goodbye!
（小鱼出场）
小蝌蚪：mommy! mommy! You are my mommy!
小鱼：I’m sorry. I’m not your mommy. Your mommy has four legs.
小蝌蚪：Thank you very much!
小鱼：Be careful, baby! Goodbye!

(乌龟出场)
小蝌蚪：Is she our mommy? She has four legs. Are you my mommy?
乌龟：No, I am not your mommy. Your mommy’s belly(肚子) is white.
小蝌蚪：Ok, I know. Thank you!
乌龟：See you! Have a nice day!

(小鹅子出场)
小蝌蚪：Look! Her belly is white. She is our mommy. mommy，mommy!
小鹅子：Sorry, baby. I am not your mommy. Your mommy is green.
小蝌蚪：Thank you.
小鹅子：You‘re welcome！Goodbye！

(青蛙出场)
青蛙：Baby! Baby! I’m here! I am your mommy!
小蝌蚪：Really?
青蛙：Look at my eyes. It’s big!
小蝌蚪：Yes, yes! You are right!
青蛙：Look at my legs.
小蝌蚪：Yes, yes! You have four legs! You’re my mommy!
mommy，mommy, I love you！

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　　1.onceafoxinvitedastorktodinner.heputnothingonthetableexceptsomesoupinaveryshallowdish.

thefoxcouldeasilylapupthesoup,butthestorkcouldonlywettheendofherlongbillinit.whensheleftthemeal,shewasstillveryhungry."iamsorry,"saidthefox,"thesoupisnottoyourtaste."

"pleasedonotapologize,"saidthestork."ihopeyouwillcometomyhouse,anddinewithmesoon."

afewdayslaterthefoxvisitedthestork.hefoundthathisfoodwasputinalongbottle,andthemouthofthebottlewasverynarrow.hecouldnotinserthisbigmouthintoit,soheatenothing.

"iwillnotapologize,"saidthestork."onebadturndeservesanother."

一次，狐狸请鹳来吃饭。他除了浅盘子中的一点汤以外，什么也没有准备。
狐狸可以轻而易举地喝到汤，但是鹳只够蘸湿他长长的嘴尖。吃完饭后，鹳仍旧很饥饿。"很抱歉！"狐狸说，"这汤不合你的口味"。
"别客气，"鹳说，"过几天请到我家来和我一起吃饭吧。"
几天后，狐狸应邀而至，他发现食物都装在一个长长的瓶子里，而瓶口很细，他无法将他的大嘴伸进去，什么也吃不到。
"我不想道歉，这是你应得的回报。"鹳说。


2.awomanwassinging.oneofthegueststurnedtoaman
byhissideandcriticizedthesinger.
"whataterriblevoice!"hesaid."doyouknowwhosheis?"
"yes."wastheanswer,"sheismywife."
"oh,ibegyourparden,"themansaid."ofcoursehervoice
isn'tbad,butthesongisverybad.iwonderedwhowrotethatawfulsong?"
"idid,"wastheanswer.

有一个妇女在唱歌。一个宾馆的客人对旁边的男人问道：“这是多么可怕的歌声啊，你知道她是谁？”

“是的”，男人回答到“他是我妻子”。

“oh，我的兄弟，其实她的声音并不难听，主要是这歌词写的不好，是谁写的这么可怕的歌词？”

“我写的”男人回答道.