指着太阳说月亮我日
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
英文幽默故事五译文：
天气预报
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.
几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.
最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"
印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
no time to take it off
dick wearing a pair of new trousers went together with his father to his aunt's house.at the sight of the boy's new trousers,his aunt admired very much and kissed him favorably.in front of the boy, there were many nice cakes and chocolates.his cousin also took out all his toys and played with him.the boy enjoyed a good day there.
while he went back home with his father, he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty.
when he got home, his mother saw his dirty trousers and said:
"oh,what a mess! this is not the first time you come home like that , and this time you are wearing your new trousers!"
"i am sorry,mum,"said dick."but i had no time to take my new trousers off when i fell down."
《王子与公主的故事》王子问公主‘Can you speak chinese?’公主回答‘yes’。接下来用的就全是中文了！
