四年级幽默小故事带翻译

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐,如果你不给我一个镍我会告诉我的父亲。姐姐的男朋友:不要那样做。这里有一个镍。小弟弟:使巴克,这个月我做了四分之一。