既幽默有有哲理的英文故事

1.Whose Son Is the GreatestThe mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons."My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman."When he enters a room,people say,'Hello,Monsignor'."?The second mother went on,"My son is a bishop.When he enters a room,people say,'Hello,Your Excellency'."?"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one."When he enters a room,people say,'Hello,Your Eminence'." The fourth mother thought for a moment."My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said."When he enters a room,people say,'Oh,my God'!"