A bird wearing a bullet-proof vests in the trees dancing, going out to hunt the hunters. Why was Nazhi birds, or dead?


Because the birds in the strippers.


There was once a cold swordsman,


His sword cold,


His head cold,


His body is also very cold,


His feet cold,


His hands cold,


His body is also very cold,


Finally


He died of cold


There was once a fat, one day he threw it down from the third floor, fall to their deaths, so he became a dead fat man.


One day I saw my two uncle in the vegetable market, slap say hello, said: buy uncle ah, two dishes?

2 uncle heard a sigh Road: This child, are so lying, and people still do not speak

And leadership drinking crowd, lifting his glass big channel: "Let us die Bar!" It was too hot in my mind


Had a personal encounter of God one day ......
Suddenly great benevolence of God intended to give that person a wish ......
God asked ......
Do you have any desire to do ......
The man thought for a while ......
Heard that cats have nine lives ......
That you gave me nine lives Bar ......
God said ......
Your desire to achieve the strategic ......
One day, that person is free, bored ......


Would like to die a death forget ......
Well anyway, there are nine life
Lying on the railroad tracks on the ......
The results of a train went past ......
The man is dead ......
Why is this?
Because that train carriages with 10 ......

Bugs: flowers, you have to use my pencil it?
Floret: No, I am useless.
Bugs: You really useless?
Flower: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you are the first 17 people who admit that they are useless in

Xiao-ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiao-ming in a car accident, he also lost a leg,
Another accident lost his small-ming, another a leg,
Small and medium-ming is an accident lost his one leg,
In fact, Xiao-Ming is a dog