小学生英语幽默故事mp3

一中国人到美国，遇到一车祸，警察现场询问时，该中国人讲述了现场的经过：
one car's come,
one car's go,
two cars pengpeng,
one car's dead.

　　英语笑话故事

he won

tommy: how is your little brother, johnny? johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.
tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?
johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
翻译：
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。