1、A：Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
钱和朋友
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？
乙：当然是朋友。
甲：为什么？
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。

2、A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
3、Look,it's a cat!He is running after a dog.What is he doing?He wants get the dog's tail.
看,那是只猫.他再追一只狗.他在干什么呢?他想拿到狗的尾巴.
4、The ocean is blue. The ocean is big. There are many fish in the ocean. There are big fish. There are small fish. There are fast fish and slow fish. The big fish eat the small fish. The fast fish eat the slow fish. The fishermen catch all the fish. The people eat all the fish.
大海是蓝色的。海洋是大的。海洋里有许多鱼。有大鱼。有小鱼。有快速的鱼和慢鱼。大鱼吃小的鱼。快速鱼吃慢鱼。渔民捕获所有的鱼。人们吃所有的鱼。

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　　10条冷笑话，就几句话， 1) talk back to your rice krispies. all of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. refuse to clean it up, explaining, "no, i want to watch them suffer." 跟你的米酥（一种零食）讲话，然后突然！表现出你被冒犯的样子，把装米酥的碗摔在地上、并一脚踹上去。跟你的室友说你不会打扫，并解释：“我就是要看他们被折磨的样子！” 2) every time your roommate walks in yell, "hooray! you're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 每次你室友回来的时候都大声欢呼：“哇！你回来啦！！”然后围着他跳舞跳上五分钟，接着就一直看表，问他：“你是不是该出去一趟啊？” 3) make a sandwich. don't eat it, leave it on the floor. ignore the sandwich. wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" complain loudly that you are hungry. 做个三明治，不要吃、把它丢在地板上。然后就无视那块三明治、直到你室友受不了把它给扔了。这时候你就可以大声喊饿，问：“我那该死的三明治哪儿去了！？” 4) while your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. when your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 趁你室友外出的时候，把你的鞋子沾在天花板上，等他回来的一瞬间坐在地板上，摸着头大叫痛。 5) tell your roommate, "i've got an important message for you." then pretend to faint. when you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. later on, say, "oh, yeah, i remember!" pretend to faint again. keep this up for several weeks. 对你室友说：“我有个重要的消息要告诉你！”然后装晕倒。接着等你醒过来的时候就跟他说你忘记是什么消息了。等一会，又说“哦！我记起来了！”然后继续装晕倒。这样持续玩上个几星期。 6) collect hundreds of pens andpile them on one side of the room. keep one pencil on the other side of the room. laugh at the pencil. 买一大堆笔回来，在房间的一边排列好。然后只把其中一支放在房间的另一边，对着它大笑。 7) buy some knives. sharpen them every night. while you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "soon, soon...." 买一些刀回来，每天晚上磨，边磨边看着你的室友小声嘟哝：“快了、就快了……” 8) draw a tiny black line on your nose. make it bigger every day. look at it and say, "the hair, it's growing. growing!" 在你的鼻子上画一条细线，每天加粗一点，然后对着你的室友喊：“看！它在生长！在生长！” 9) move everything to one side of the room. ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 把房间里所有东西都移到墙边，一边很认真地盯着地板看，一边问你室友：你觉得一头大象能有多重呢？ 10) collect potatoes. paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roommate's potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. explain to your roommate, "he just didn't belong." 收集一堆土豆、给它们分别画上脸、取名字。然后把那个以你室友命名的和其他土豆分开。几天后把它烤来吃了，跟你的室友解释说：“它就是跟大家合不来嘛……” 文章来源 http://www.qnr.cn/waiyu/yiwen/other/200910/218282.html 转载请注明出处